Mr Bean

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
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>> Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
>> Mr. Bean: 9
>> Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
>> Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the
>>figure, the
>>answer
>>is 6!!
>>
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>> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
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>> Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
>> Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
>> Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet
>>yet!!
>>
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>> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
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>> Friend: What are you looking at?
>> Mr. Bean: I know your password., hee, hee.
>> Friend: Alright, what is my password. if you saw it?
>> Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
>>
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>> CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
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>> Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
>> Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I
>>didn't see
>>any
>>picture.
>> Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
>> Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
>>
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>> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
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>> Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.
>>because of
>>a
>>power failure.
>> Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator
>>for 3 hrs.
>>
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>> Spelling lesson
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>> Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it
>>one c
>> or two c?
>> Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
>>



Monkey Story
>> > ==========
>> > Once there was a small baby monkey stranded on a
>> > small
>> > island.There was
>> > nothing on this island except dry grass and a single
>> > coconut tree with
>> > many
>> > coconuts.
>> >
>> > One hot day, the dry grass caught fire. The fire
>> > spread quickly and
>> > soon
>> >
>> > thewhole island was on fire.To escape fire the small
>> > baby monkey climed
>> > up the
>> > coconut tree but the wind was strong and the fire
>> > was
>> > quickly working
>> > its
>> > way towards the tree. By now the tree and the monkey
>> > was surrounded by
>> > fire.
>> >
>> > Thequestion now is,
>> >
>> > WHAT SHOULD THE SMALL BABY MONKEY DO TO ESCAPE THE
>> > FIRE ????
>> >
>> > C'mon guess what the answer is ??
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Scroll down for the answer ,,
>> >
>> >
>> > 10
>> >
>> > 9
>> >
>> > 8
>> >
>> > 7
>> >
>> > 6
>> >
>> > 5
>> >
>> > 4
>> >
>> > 3
>> >
>> > 2
>> >
>> > 1
>> >
>> > There it is:
>> >
>> > If a big monkey like you doesn't know the answer,
>> > How do you expect a small baby monkey to
>> > know........
>> >
>> > Forward this to as many MONKEYS you know!!!
>> >